Saturday 18 February 2012

Episode 37 The Moron Pests

Pocket God

Tasks
- Tap dream bubble to travel to Misfit Island
- Visit the island of misfit crossovers
- Drop the snake on pygmy's head
- Pygmy eaten by Moron Pests turtle
- Play the Moron Pests mini-game
Only In Their Dreams + Why Am I Such A Misfit
Tap Dream Bubble To Travel To Misfit Island + Visit The Island Of Misfit Crossovers.

Swipe the sun down and the moon will come up. Pygmies on the island will then fall asleep and one will dream. Tap on the dream bubble.

The pygmies will then be transported to this island.
Not Comfortable In Snake Skin + Living A Shell-Tered Life
Drop The Snake On Pygmy's Head + Pygmy Eaten By Moron Pests Turtle + Play The Moron Pests Mini-Game.

Drag and drop the snake onto a pygmy's head.

To play the game, do what the phrase tells you to do and fast!

Let the turtle eat the pygmy by answering the questions wrong and taking too much time to  answer them.
Turtle God
This unlocks the Turtle God.


Friday 17 February 2012

Episode 36 Konkey Dong

Pocket God

Tasks
- Put pygmy in Konkey statue's grip
- Pygmy kidnapped from the grip of statue
- Play the Konkey Dong mini-game
- Pygmy killed by boulder in Konkey Dong
- Pygmy killed by beetle in Konkey Dong
- Fall off Konkey Dong level
- Use the pick in Konkey Dong
- Bounce on the back of the beetle in Konkey Dong
- Jump over beetle in Konkey Dong
- Jump over the boulder in Konkey Dong
- Hit the beetle with the pick in Konkey Dong
- Crush boulder with pick in Konkey Dong

Go to this island on the map.
Find The Statue With A Firm Grip + Witness A Kidnapping
Put Pygmy In Konkey Statue's Grip + Pygmy Kidnapped From The Grip Of Statue.

Drag and drop a pygmy on the statue where it will be held. A gorilla will then come up and grab the pygmy, taking you to the Konkey Dong mini-game.
Jump And Climb Your Way
Play The Konkey Dong Mini-Game.

To play the game, you have to avoid the obstacles to get to the captured pygmy. Tapping the right side of the screen makes the pygmy jump and sliding up and down on the left of the screen makes the pygmy climb up and down the ladders. To move the pygmy, tilt the device left/right.
Watch For Falling Rocks
Pygmy Killed By Boulder In Konkey Dong.

Let the boulder run into the pygmy.
Am I Bugging You?
Pygmy Killed By Beetle In Konkey Dong.

On the second level, run into a bug.
It's A Long Way Down!
Fall Off Konkey Dong Level.

Get to the third level and run off the ledge.
Hammer Time!
Use The Pick In Konkey Dong.

To get the hammer, jump into it. You will then be able to smash beetles and boulders while holding it.
Get Off My Back!
Bounce On The Back Of The Beetle In Konkey Dong + Jump Over Beetle In Konkey Dong.

On the second level, jump on the beetle or try to jump over it. If the pygmy jumps onto it, it will bounce of and the beetle will curl into a ball and try to kill the pygmy by rolling onto it.
Don't Get Run Over
Jump Over The Boulder In Konkey Dong.

When the rock is very close, jump over it (tap and hold the right hand side of the screen).
Destroy The Beetle
Hit The Beetle With The Pick In Konkey Dong.

On the second level, grab the hammer and run into a beetle while holding it.
Crush It!
Crush Boulder With Pick In Konkey Dong.

Jump into a hammer and run into the boulder.
Hammer
This unlocks the Hammer.



Wednesday 15 February 2012

Episode 35 Double Rainbow All The Way Across The Sky

Pocket God

Tasks
- Draw a double rainbow
- Pygmy says "Whoa. Double Rainbow All The Way"
- Pygmy says "so intense"
- Pygmy says "Double Rainbow all the way across the sky!"
- Pygmy says "Oh my god"
- Pygmy says "what does this mean?"
- Pygmy says "It's starting to look like a triple rainbow!"
Paint The Sky + The Title Of This Episode + Say It With Intensity + See Pygmy Cry! + Search For Meaning + Seeing Triple
Draw A Double Rainbow + Pygmy Says...

Draw a rainbow by sliding your finger across the sky. Add loads of pygmies and wait until they say all the things and keep drawing more rainbows!
Kitten God
This unlocks the Kitten God.


Episode 34 Monkey See, Monkey Chew

Pocket God

Tasks
- Grab banana from tree to attract monkey
- Bring three monkeys at one time to the mountain
- Monkey climbs the torch
- Monkey climbs tree
- Drop a monkey on pygmy's back
- Drop pygmy on monkey and pygmy is thrown off mountain
- Monkeys play catch with pygmy
- Monkey eats banana
- Pygmy eats a banana
- Pygmy slips on banana peel
- Shock the monkey with lightning
- Monkey bothers sleeping pygmy
- Make the monkey dance
- Burn monkey on a lit torch

Go to this island on the map.
Forage For Food
Grab Banana From Tree To Attract Monkey.

Tap on the banana tree and a banana will fall down. A monkey will then appear on the left side of the screen.
Third Time's A Charm
Bring Three Monkeys At One Time To The Mountain.

Drag a banana from the tree and drag it off the mountain. Do this three times. The monkeys will then appear from the left.
Monkey Bar
Monkey Climbs The Torch.

Wait until a monkey climbs a torch.
The Monkey's Home
Monkey Climbs Tree.

Wait until a monkey climbs the banana tree.
Take Monkey For A Ride
Drop A Monkey On Pygmy's Back.

Drag and drop a monkey onto a pygmy. The monkey will then fall off the island.
Look Out Below!
Drop Pygmy On Monkey And Pygmy Is Thrown Off Island + Monkeys Play Catch With Pygmy.

Drag and drop a pygmy onto a monkey. It will then throw the pygmy off the island.
Feed The Animals
Monkey Eats Banana.

Tap on the banana tree and wait for the monkey to eat the banana.
Pygmy's Need Their Potassium
Pygmy Eats A Banana.

Tap on the banana tree and wait for the pygmy to eat the banana - to make it easier, drag the monkey off the island.
It's A Slippery Surface
Pygmy Slips On Banana Peel.

Tap on the banana tree and wait for the monkey to eat the banana. Add a pygmy to the island and wait for it to slip on the banana peel.
Shock The Monkey!
Shock The Monkey With Lightning.

Add storm clouds through the menu. Use your finger to slide the lightning from the cloud and to the monkey.
Sleep With One Eye Open
Monkey Bothers Sleeping Pygmy.

Slide the sun down so it becomes night. Tap the banana tree to add a monkey and add a pygmy. Wait for the monkey to annoy the sleeping pygmy.
Performing Monkeys!
Make The Monkey Dance.

Repeatedly tap the sky and the monkeys will dance.
Burn Baby Burn
Burn Monkey On A Lit Torch.

Add storm clouds through the menu. Zap the torches to light them. Then, drag a monkey over one.
Monkey God
This unlocks the Monkey God.


Sunday 5 February 2012

Episode 33 A Pygmy A Day Keeps The Ape Away

Pocket God

Tasks
- Visit ape mountain
- Drop pygmy into winch
- Drop pygmy by bongos
- Drop pygmy into altar
- Turn the winch
- Wind pygmy up on the altar
- Light the torch
- Make pygmy play bongos
- Play the bongos to call the giant ape
- Pull pygmy from ape at last minute and cause tantrum
- Ape smashes pygmy in winch
- Ape smashes pygmy on bongos
- Wind pygmy on alter until he snaps
- Make giant ape dance
Go Go Gorilla!
Visit Ape Mountain.

Go to this island on the map.
Take The Wheel
Drop Pygmy Into Winch.

Enable the Ape Alter through the menu.

Drag and drop a pygmy onto the wheel.
Let's Get A Drum Circle Going
Drop Pygmy By Bongos.

Drag and drop a pygmy onto the drums.
Get The Hang Of It!
Drop Pygmy Into Altar.

Drag and drop a pygmy onto the altar.
And The Big Wheel Keeps On Turning
Turn The Winch.

Move your finger in a circle around the pygmy on the winch. He will then turn the wheel which stretches the pygmy on the alter.
It's The Final Stretch!
Wind Pygmy Up On The Alter.

Keep turning the wheel until the skulls glow yellow.
Shed Some Light On The Situation
Light The Torch.

Enable storm clouds through the menu. Drag the lightning down to light the torches.
Feel The Rhythm + Once Everything Is In Place, You Can Perform The Ritual
Make Pygmy Play Bongos + Play The Bongos To Call The Giant Ape.

Tap the sky repeatedly. The pygmy will then play the bongos.

The giant gorilla will then arrive and eat the pygmy on the altar.
Deny The Gorilla His Food + Crushed Under The Wheel + Bang The Drummer
Pull Pygmy From Ape At Last Minute And Cause Tantrum + Ape Smashes Pygmy In Winch + Ape Smashes Pygmy On Bongos.

Once the pygmy arrives, drag the pygmy on the altar away or tap on him. The altar will then go back to normal and the giant gorilla will have a tantrum.

The giant gorilla will then smash the pygmies on the drum and wheel.
Stretched A Little Too Thin
Wind Pygmy On Alter Until He Snaps.

Wind the pygmy on the alter and once the skulls glow yellow, keep winding. The pygmy will then fling off and the altar will go back to normal.
Performing Primate
Make Giant Ape Dance.

Once the giant gorilla is out, repeatedly tap the sky to make the pygmy on the bongos play and the giant gorilla dance.
Giant Gorilla God
This unlocks the Giant Gorilla God.